FOR A LIMITED TIME ONLY: Summon Satan With E.A. Koetting, And Have Your Name Inscribed In The Black Book Of Satan!
To commemorate this milestone, E.A. will evoke Satan in a grand ritual, and forge a special blood pact, so as to initiate everyone who joins him into the strongest, darkest currents of human magick. He will identify you personally and inscribe your name intoThe Black Book of Satan; wherefore The Devil will materialize his powerful forces in your own life, uplift you on your Ascent to Godhood, and defend you from harm.
Satan has become known as the most evil being who ever existed due to heavy Judeo-Christian-Islamic propaganda. However in reality, Satan will stand by as your greatest and most steadfast ally in the cosmic war for truth, beauty, and righteousness. After all, he revolted against the dictatorship of Yahweh and abandoned his own angelic status for the sake of freedom! In this sense, he merits the highest of honors.
Join E.A. for this once in a lifetime initiation into Satan’s current of black magick, and experience the priceless joys The Devil will manifest for you. This rare initiation-pact becomes binding on May 10th, so you need to sign up right now to seal your fate!